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""The first child, A, was a retarded child who only became a successor because L pitied him for having glasses.""

- Mello (Death Note: Another Note, p 105)

Abstract Aardvark is a mentioned-only character from Death Note: Another Note).

Character
Abstract Aardvark was an original potential successor of L and a former resident of Wammy's House.

Abstract committed suicide because he was made fun of for having glasses. Ironically it was Matt who made fun of him. He was a very stupid child and could never pass Mr Ratburn's tests. He was also very fat and would feast on squirrels when nobody was awake. He would try to eat ice cream by shoving up his nose. He worships the Red Panda of toilets as it is his hero. He likes to draw pieces of turd in his free time. He always tries to steal Spiderman costumes from Wal-mart but they are always too small and they smell like wontons. He thinks he is a dog and is afraid of going to Chinese restaurants because he thinks they are going to abduct him and make him into dumplings. Nobody would eat these dumpling anyway since they would taste like turd. His glasses are made of turd. He is a germaphobe. He once drank nail polish remover because he thought it was lemonade.

Trivia

 * In a recent interview with the author of Death Note: Another Note, she stated she was inspired by cartoons made for elementary school children. She also stated that she wanted to keep the rhythm of her eccentric names such as Backyard Bottomslash.
 * Admins cannot stop the Aardvark Army.